If you don’t know who Gemma Atkinson is, you’re absolutely the kind of guy who flat irons his highlighted hair and writes poetry while dangling his feet in a lake like one of the guys in those Valtrex commercials that try to make having herpes fun.
Speaking of herpes, Gemma Atkinson probably got them from Cristiano Ronaldo.
You can’t get the herp by licking Gemma’s 2010 calendar, right?
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